Dialogue
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachFirst_Random
Come on, kid… don’t be afraid.
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachFirst_4
Oi, oi… down here. On the table.
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachSubsequent_Random
Whatcha need doin’?
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachSubsequent_4
Got something to move?
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachSubsequent_7
Step on up, kid.
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachSubsequent_10
Need a deal?
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachSubsequent_13
You after some coin?
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachSubsequent_16
I’m ahead of the competition!
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachSubsequent_19
Ready to deal?
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachSubsequent_22
Don’t look at him! Look at me!
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachSubsequent_24
Don’t look at Theo! Look at me!
DavinBossHeadTrader_ApproachSubsequent_25
Don’t mind Theo. Pretend he ain’t here.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Listing_Random
You heard the man! Get it done.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Listing_4
You heard the lady! Get it sold.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Listing_7
Davin’s got you covered.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Listing_10
We’ll move it. One way or another.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Listing_13
Pretty little thing. Should sell.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Listing_16
It’s as good as gone.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Listing_19
Yeah… reckon we can shift that.
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustLower_Random
That oughta do it.
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustLower_4
After a quick sale, eh?
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustLower_7
Should sell quicker at that price.
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustLower_10
Should fly out the door now.
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustLower_13
Wise move, that.
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustLower_16
If I can’t shift it… no one can.
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustLower_20
Thought you were bein’ a bit greedy with that one.
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustHigher_Random
Too cheap, it was!
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustHigher_4
Good thing it hadn’t sold already, eh?
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustHigher_8
That seems reasonable.
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustHigher_11
You know it’s true value, I can see that.
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustHigher_14
Let the buggers pay more. Why not?
DavinBossHeadTrader_AdjustHigher_17
Take ‘em for everythin’ they’re worth!
DavinBossHeadTrader_Sold_Random
The Boss never disappoints!
DavinBossHeadTrader_Sold_4
I’ve got good news, mate.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Sold_7
We’ve done it again. Looky here.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Sold_11
Sold! Haha! If only they knew…
DavinBossHeadTrader_Sold_15
Deal’s done!
DavinBossHeadTrader_Sold_18
It’s your lucky day.
DavinBossHeadTrader_SoldWhileAway_Random
Moved some cargo while you were gone.
DavinBossHeadTrader_SoldWhileAway_4
There you are! Sold something for ya.
DavinBossHeadTrader_SoldWhileAway_7
Good! You’re back. We moved that piece for you.
DavinBossHeadTrader_SoldWhileAway_10
Over here! Good news for ya.
DavinBossHeadTrader_SoldWhileAway_13
Made some dough while you were away.
DavinBossHeadTrader_SoldWhileAway_16
Made a sale.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyPlaceOrder_Random
Someone’ll bite. They always do.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyPlaceOrder_4
Leave it to ol’ Davin.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyPlaceOrder_7
I’ll run that one up the flagpole.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyPlaceOrder_10
If there’s a deal out there, I’ll find it.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyPlaceOrder_13
I’ll make it happen.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyPlaceOrder_16
Someone’ll snap that right up.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyReceived_Random
What’d I tell ya?
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyReceived_4
Easy as you like.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyReceived_7
Won’t find a better salesman than me.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyReceived_10
Got it done.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyReceived_13
Done and dusted.
DavinBossHeadTrader_CurrencyReceived_16
Ask and you shall receive… ya greedy tosser.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_Random
Turn me the other way, would ya? Get sick of looking at the same bloody thing all the time.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_3
Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours… You’ll just have to find it first! Hah!
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_5
What I wouldn’t give for a foot rub…
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_7
You think {you’ve} got it bad? Just the other day, some drunkard mistook me for his chamber pot. Last mistake he ever made, mind.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_9
Won’t {someone} pour some ale in here? Or at least a bloody tea bag.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_11
Think I’m due a change of water… Gettin’ a bit {briny} in here.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_13
People always wanna know how I got this way… until they hear the answer.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_15
Ahh, life is good! The view from here, less good… Do something about that, would ya, Theo?
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_17
Do I have regrets, you ask? Not a one.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_19
Careful not to tip me over. You won’t like what happens next.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Idles_21
Tell you what, it ain’t easy maintainin’ this moustache in here…
Introduction
Before we begin, some ground rules: {I’m} allowed to make jokes about it. {You}… are not. That means no ‘mind your {head}’, no {‘heads up’}… no {any} of that bottom-of-the-barrel shite. Last bloke who tried that ended up just as legless as I am. You keep to all that, and we’ll get along just fine. Now… let’s make some coin, shall we?
This Is The Life
You might think me the result of some ritual-gone-wrong, but no, I chose this life – and what a life it is. Got back pain? Not me. What about a gimpy leg? Ain’t got that either. Now, that’s not to say I don’t sometimes miss my body. But from where I’m standin’ – yes, I said {standin}’ – the good outweighs the bad. See, it used to be I had more competition. But when {you} get to live on, long after your competitors turn to dust… well, it don’t take a genius to figure out how that swings things in your favour. Now if I could just find a way to scratch what needs scratchin’, I’d be the happiest head in all of Wraeclast.
Theo
Oh, him? He works for me – and me only. {You} don’t control him. {You} don’t command him. As far as you’re concerned, he’s an extension o’ me. Not my eyes and ears, but my… {hands and feet,} savvy? And before you get all bleedin’ heart on me … he wants to be here. Don’t believe me? Ask him yourself. Go on. Ask him. He won’t answer, o’ course. Hasn’t said a word since he was… {separated…} from his tongue a while back. But I have to assume that was what he wanted, or he wouldn’t have talked back in the first place. Ain’t that right, Theo? … See? Happy as anythin’.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Bought_Random
Consider it yours.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Bought_4
Sure thing.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Bought_7
Not a bad piece…
DavinBossHeadTrader_Bought_10
That… is rather fine.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Bought_13
Ah, good eye.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Bought_15
Good eye.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Bought_16
If you didn’t, someone else would’ve.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Bought_19
You get buyer’s remorse? Tell it to someone who cares.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Bought_21
You get buyer’s remorse? Aw… tell it to someone who cares.
DavinBossHeadTrader_Bought_22
You want it? It’s yours.
DavinBossHeadTrader_OpenAwayShop_Random
First come, first served.
DavinBossHeadTrader_OpenAwayShop_4
Good thing you got here when you did.
DavinBossHeadTrader_OpenAwayShop_7
By the look of ya, I wouldn’t have thought you had that much to spare.
DavinBossHeadTrader_OpenAwayShop_10
You’re smarter than you look.
DavinBossHeadTrader_OpenAwayShop_13
Gotta spend money to make money.