EntryBanterTullinaKarstReply

Yeah. Unless things get bad, then scramble.

EntryBanterKarstToTullina

‘Ey Lina —

EntryBanterKarstToTullinaTwo

— you got spare picks just in case, right?

ExitBanterTullinaKarstReply

Yeah, round of applause, then a round of drinks.

ExitBanterKarstToTullina

Nothin’ like a good job well done, eh?

SelectionBanterTullinaKarstReply

Lin!

SelectionBanterTullinaKarstReplyTwo

How’s the other half doin’?

SelectionBanterTullinaKarstReplyThree

Got it, Tulls.

SelectionBanterTullinaKarstReplyFour

We’ll have a catch-up later, ay?

SelectionBanterKarstToTullina

Tullina and Karst, together again at last! How ya doin’ beautiful.

SelectionBanterKarstToTullinaTwo

What else is new, eh?

ExitBanterKarstToAdiyah

Adiyah, you’ve never looked more lovely. Take us home, yeah?

ExitBanterAdiyahKarstReply

I’m fine, beautiful! Top o’ the world!

EntryBanterTibbsKarstReply

Why would you say that!? Now you’ve definitely jinxed us.

EntryBanterKarstToTibbs

Try not to hit your head on the way in, ay big boy?

ExitBanterTibbsKarstReply

Even Karst-…? Rude.

ExitBanterKarstToTibbs

Good stuff! Let’s celebrate! First round is on Tibbs!

SelectionBanterTibbsKarstReply

There ‘e is. Big boy Tibbs.

SelectionBanterTibbsKarstReplyTwo

Oh c’mon. Just havin’ a little fun.

SelectionBanterTibbsKarstReplyThree

Tibbs is so tall, that he… uh… He’s so tall, that…

SelectionBanterTibbsKarstReplyFour

Just wait. He’s so tall… that…

SelectionBanterTibbsKarstReplyFourB

… Look how tall Tibbs is everyone!

SelectionBanterKarstToTibbs

The big man’s here!

SelectionBanterKarstToTibbsTwo

Oh! You’re workin’ this job too?

SelectionBanterKarstToTibbsThree

Guess the blood struggles to get all the way up to ‘is brain, eh? eh?

Trial Run

‘Ello rookie! Found a few markers, did ya? Apparently the Boss sees somethin’ in you, but we won’t know for sure ‘til you’re on the wrong side of a lance. I’m Karst, and there’s not a lock in this world that I can’t open. All you have to do is make sure I live long enough to open ‘em. Adiyah’ll get us to the job, and I’ll show ya the ropes. Don’t get tangled in ‘em, ‘cause it ain’t my job to cut you free.

KarstEnterArea

First things first; Client wants us to find an urn. Reckons the mark has it locked up. Thing is, it’s pretty suspicious if that’s the only thing that goes missing. Not really our problem, but taking heat off the client makes us look good, and we get to keep whatever else we find. Get where I’m going with this?

KarstFirstDoor

I’ll pick any locks that get in our way. You keep me alive, yeah?

KarstDoorOpen

Hear that? We ain’t alone. Place is crawling with guards. You’re here to make sure they don’t kill us both.

KarstAlertRaised

Consider your actions, yeah? We don’t want too much attention.

KarstNearObjective

Urn’s on the other side of this door. Grab it so we can get out of here.

KarstObjectiveObtained

Perfe—… Wait, hear that? We’ve been made. Grab what ya can and head out.

KarstAfterAlert

Back the way we came, rookie!

KarstAfterExit

We’re still breathin, rook, so you ain’t done half bad. Take that urn to Faustus, yeah? He’ll sort you out.

Introduction

I’m Karst. Rather than waste my youth readin’, I put that time to better use. Now I can pick just about any lock you’re likely to come across.

The Boss

A man of style, the Boss. A thief of course wants to be rich and live a life of luxury, but once you hit a certain point of wealth, I imagine you might be motivated by other things. Apparently, the Boss was living very comfortably indeed, but felt the need to challenge himself. He entered the First Bank of Theopolis in the middle of the day, entered the vault, and just started… movin’ stuff around. Octavius family fortunes into the Maxius deposit box, Avarius riches split across every small safe, each of which he popped open as if there weren’t even a lock on ‘em. Mixing all the money up like it were caught in the tides. Then he goes and finds the records of deposits and withdrawals, and sets ‘em on fire. Walks out like nothing happened. Well, of course the bank puts the fire out, but the records are gone. So they notify all the big customers, telling them to come in with their copy of the deposit slips… and wouldn’t you know it, they’re gone too. No bloody idea how he pulled it off. ‘Course, the bank and all the clients will deny it ever happened. Be foolish not to.

Stolen Lockpicks

Got my contract, do ya? Ran with some low-life criminal scum in the back alleys of Oriath in my younger days. Real good blokes. Loyal to the last, or so I thought. Right before I was exiled, they beat me half to death and took off with my finest lock picks. If I’d had ‘em when the Law came for me, I probably wouldn’t be here, so in a sense, I ‘spose I should be thankful, eh? Well I’m not. I want those picks back, and I spent a lot of markers to find out where they went. Now I know, and you’re gonna help me get ‘em.

Stolen Lockpicks_2

Strange. I thought having these picks back would make me feel whole again, but… Well, it’s not your problem, rookie. Not yet.

Karst’s Revenge

Been good having my old picks back. Real good. Just not good enough. It’s like there’s a lock inside me, and not even my beautiful antique picks can open it. But I been thinkin’ about it long and hard, and I reckon I know what might. Revenge. One of me old crew recently got out of the game. Livin’ a life of luxury now while everyone around him is suffering and strugglin’ just to survive. That should’ve been my life, but he took it from me when he took my picks. I want to send him, and the rest of my old crew, a message. So, rather than take something, we’re going to leave something. Something that’ll put the fear of Sin into the lot of ‘em.

Karst’s Revenge_2

Bet you’re wondering what happens now, eh? Interesting little toxin we left. Slowly fills the air, then the lungs. Never leaves the body. Just keeps building up. First you start feeling light headed. Then you start hearing things, start seeing things. Start getting paranoid. A day or two later, you feel tingly. The tingling turns to pain, and the pain keeps building until your heart just stops beating. I’d wash your hands if I was you.

Credit Where Credit’s Due

Word of our last job has started gettin’ round. Unfortunately, all the credit is goin’ to an old rival of ours. That don’t sit right with me. It’s one thing to steal a man’s property, but to steal a man’s hard work? No, I ain’t gonna let that stand. So we’re going to leave a little present at my ol’ rival’s abode. One of my prized lockpicks, dipped in the very same toxin.

Credit Where Credit’s Due_2

You know what, rookie? I do believe I feel whole again. It’s only a matter of time ‘til that old rival of mine suffers the same fate as my traitorous crewmate. With both the bastards dead, and my pick the only common thread, the message is crystal clear: Don’t steal from a thief.

IntroductionKarstToHuck

Forgot to tell ya, bringing this lug with us on this job.

IntroductionKarstToHuckTwo

He’s an absolute nutter. Ain’t ya Huck?

IntroductionKarstToHuckThree

Absolute nutter. But useful.

KarstContractSelectOne

Just keep me alive. I’ll do the rest.

KarstContractSelectTwo

A job’s a job.

KarstContractSelectThree

Yeah, alright.

KarstBlueprintSelectOne

Hope this ain’t all on me.

KarstBlueprintSelectTwo

Keep it simple, yeah?

KarstBlueprintSelectThree

Just don’t get in my way.

KarstLockPickOne

Easy.

KarstLockPickTwo

Blink and you’ll miss it.

KarstLockPickThree

This’ll be quick.

KarstLockPickFour

Not quick, but not hard.

KarstLockPickFive

That’s what I’m here for.

KarstLockPickSix

Shouldn’t be a problem.

KarstPerceptionOne

I’ll take a look.

KarstPerceptionTwo

What are you hiding…

KarstPerceptionThree

Something’s not right…

KarstPerceptionFour

Let’s see… anything standing out?

KarstPerceptionFive

What do we have here?

KarstPerceptionSix

They’re hiding something. I know it.

KarstVaultcrackingOne

I’ll crack it open.

KarstVaultcrackingTwo

What are you hiding, eh?

KarstVaultcrackingThree

I’ll get us in there.

KarstVaultcrackingFour

Curiosity always gets the better of me…

KarstVaultcrackingFive

Love the smell of hot metal.

KarstVaultcrackingSix

The more they try to keep me out, the more I want to get in.

KarstBusyOne

Bit preoccupied.

KarstBusyTwo

You’ll have to wait.

KarstBusyThree

Got my hands full here.

KarstBusyFour

You blind? I’m busy.

KarstBusyFive

Trying to concentrate on something else.

KarstInterruptedOne

Oi, watch the hands!

KarstInterruptedTwo

Can’t work while I’m gettin’ hit.

KarstInterruptedThree

Any chance you could stop hitting me?

KarstInterruptedFour

Piss off, ya shite.

KarstCombatStartOne

Let you get this one, yeah?

KarstCombatStartTwo

Who put you in a bad mood?

KarstCombatStartThree

Nah, go on, you got ‘em.

KarstCombatStartFour

Quick, before they make too much noise.

KarstCombatStartFive

We got company.

KarstCombatStartSix

Incoming.

KarstCombatEndOne

Too easy.

KarstCombatEndTwo

Yeah. Yeeaaaah!

KarstCombatEndThree

Wasn’t worth it, was it?

KarstCombatEndFour

Should’ve stayed out of it.

KarstCombatEndFive

I got the best of ya.

KarstLootOne

If you don’t want it, I’ll take it.

KarstLootTwo

You sure you want that?

KarstLootThree

Ehh, reckon I’ll find something better.

KarstLootFour

Good. You take that.

KarstLootFive

Plenty more where that came from, I reckon.

KarstAlertLevelOne

Shh! Shut it.

KarstAlertLevelTwo

Keep it down, or else.

KarstAlertLevelThree

You trying to get us caught?

KarstAlertLevelFour

Might need to bail soon.

KarstAlarmOne

Oh boy, this is gonna get messy.

KarstAlarmTwo

Don’t fail me now, rookie.

KarstAlarmThree

Let’s make our escape.

KarstSurpriseAlarmOne

Eh?! We gotta move! Now!

KarstSurpriseAlarmTwo

You hear that? That’s your fault.

KarstSurpriseAlarmThree

Great, now the whole bloody world’s coming after us.

KarstFinalRoomOne

Got us here safe ‘n’ sound, didn’t I?

KarstFinalRoomTwo

Got eyes on the prize.

KarstFinalRoomThree

Real close now. Real close.

KarstFinalRoomFour

Almost there. Don’t screw it up.

KarstFinalRoomFive

I think this is what we’re here for.

KarstObjectiveOne

Tuck it away somewhere safe. We gotta move quick.

KarstObjectiveTwo

Aw, I wanted to hold it. Fine. Whatever. Let’s just go.

KarstObjectiveThree

Is it just me or is this as good as it gets?

KarstObjectiveFour

Job done, right? Out we go.

KarstEntryBanterOne

Always get nostalgic before a job. Almost miss me ol’ crew.

KarstEntryBanterTwo

Reckon I’ll have a night out with the lads after this one. Can’t remember the last time I blacked out.

KarstEntryBanterThree

You’re pretty quiet, eh Exile? … Yeah, you’re pretty quiet. Good quality in a thief.

KarstEntryBanterFour

If it starts gettin’ hairy in there, you can handle yourself, yeah?

KarstEntryBanterFive

Things start going south in there, don’t expect me to save you.

KarstExitBanterOne

He does it again! Can anyone stop him! I sure bloody hope not.

KarstExitBanterTwo

And with that, the rookie was forever indebted to the mighty Karst!

KarstExitBanterThree

Hope you didn’t leave anything down there rook! We ain’t going back!

KarstExitBanterFour

Ahh, my lovely Adiyah! How about a celebratory drink, on me.

KarstExitBanterFive

This one may’ve taken a few weeks off my life, but it was bloody worth it.

KarstLockPickLoudOne

On it!

KarstLockPickLoudTwo

Yeah, I know!

KarstLockPickLoudThree

Easy!

KarstLockPickLoudFour

Just keep ‘em off me!

KarstLockPickLoudFive

I’ll try to make it quick!

KarstLockPickLoudSix

You do your job, I’ll do mine!

KarstPerceptionLoudOne

Focus, Karst! Focus!

KarstPerceptionLoudTwo

Nothing’s—… There!

KarstPerceptionLoudThree

Ehh… Errrr… Eh?!

KarstPerceptionLoudFour

I can’t see—… wait, what’s that!?

KarstPerceptionLoudFive

Horrible time to just be standing ‘round!

KarstPerceptionLoudSix

Something… Something… Gotta be something.

KarstVaultcrackingLoudOne

Easy does it!

KarstVaultcrackingLoudTwo

Nothing motivates like a little pressure!

KarstVaultcrackingLoudThree

Trying to get us killed!?

KarstVaultcrackingLoudFour

Better lead to an escape hatch!

KarstVaultcrackingLoudFive

Easier without guards after us!

KarstVaultcrackingLoudSix

Normally enjoy this process!

KarstBusyLoudOne

Stop ordering me around!

KarstBusyLoudTwo

One thing at a time!

KarstBusyLoudThree

Can’t do it all at once!

KarstBusyLoudFour

Make up your mind!

KarstBusyLoudFive

You get hit in the head?! I’m busy!

KarstInterruptedLoudOne

Lend a hand, rookie!

KarstInterruptedLoudTwo

Piss! Off!

KarstInterruptedLoudThree

Oi! Get!

KarstInterruptedLoudFour

What’d I do to you!?

KarstCombatStartLoudOne

This lot don’t look friendly!

KarstCombatStartLoudTwo

Oh, no no no no!

KarstCombatStartLoudThree

Rookie!? ROOK!?

KarstCombatStartLoudFour

Don’t make me hurt you!

KarstCombatStartLoudFive

I’ll fight you! I’ll bloody do it, mate!

KarstCombatEndLoudOne

Keep moving!

KarstCombatEndLoudTwo

Yeah! Yeaaaaaah!

KarstCombatEndLoudThree

Good! Don’t slow down!

KarstCombatEndLoudFour

Dead now, ain’t ya!

KarstCombatEndLoudFive

Not even close, mate!

KarstLootLoudOne

Is lootin’ still a priority!?

KarstLootLoudTwo

I get it, but is now the best time!?

KarstLootLoudThree

Yeah, okay, I wouldn’t have let that one go either!

KarstLootLoudFour

Good nab, but let’s go!

KarstLootLoudFive

I better not die because you needed that!

KarstFinalRoomLoudOne

Not done yet! Grab it!

KarstFinalRoomLoudTwo

Get the bloody thing and let’s move!

KarstFinalRoomLoudThree

Go get it, Rookie!

KarstFinalRoomLoudFour

Pocket the goods! We gotta go!

KarstFinalRoomLoudFive

Time’s running out Rook!

KarstObjectiveLoudOne

Good! Go!

KarstObjectiveLoudTwo

Mooooove!

KarstObjectiveLoudThree

Run, rook! Run!

KarstObjectiveLoudFour

Let’s scarper!

EntryBanterKarstToIsla

Oi Isla, what was that word again

EntryBanterKarstToIslaTwo

Yeah. Let’s keep it clamdestine, everyone.

EntryBanterKarstToVinderi

Vin, make sure you don’t blow any powder near me, yeah?

EntryBanterKarstToNenet

No hard feelins, Nenet. Promise.

EntryBanterKarstToNiles

Gods I hope this goes smoothly.

EntryBanterKarstToHuck

Things go south in there, it’s everyone for themselves.

EntryBanterKarstToGianna

Stay loose. Think on your toes.

EntryBanterIslaKarstReply

Here goes. …Hear that? No? Taciturn, but deadly.

EntryBanterVinderiKarstReply

No, follow the rookie.

EntryBanterNenetKarstReply

Wish you’d pay that much attention to me.

EntryBanterNilesKarstMockingReply

Confidence, not cockiness, will ensure success.

EntryBanterHuckKarstReply

Not according to the rumours I heard about you.

EntryBanterGiannaKarstReply

Was there a script? I didn’t get one.

ExitBanterKarstToIsla

Triumph! Riches!

ExitBanterKarstToIslaTwo

You tryin’ to make me angry?

ExitBanterKarstToVinderi

Dunno ‘bout you, but I’m ready to go home and celebrate.

ExitBanterKarstToNenet

See that, Nenet? See what you’re missin’ out on?

ExitBanterKarstToNiles

Make way, Adiyah. Karst needs to pray at the altar of beer.

ExitBanterKarstToHuck

Honestly didn’t think we’d make it.

ExitBanterKarstToGianna

Time to celebrate, yeah?

ExitBanterIslaKarstReply

Oi, give your big brain a break, yeah? You earned it.

ExitBanterVinderiKarstReply

We’re done, Vindy-boy! Enjoy it!

ExitBanterNenetKarstReply

Nothin’s ever good enough for you, eh?

ExitBanterNilesKarstReply

Oh, give it a rest.

ExitBanterHuckKarstReply

Why’re you singling me out?

ExitBanterGiannaKarstReply

And a drink!

SelectionBanterKarstToKurai

Lady Kurai…

SelectionBanterKarstToKuraiTwo

Will you be gracing us with your presence on this job?

SelectionBanterKarstToKuraiThree

What a shame.

SelectionBanterKarstToKuraiThreeB

Can you make sure I get an extra cut then?

SelectionBanterKarstToKuraiFour

Will not, or cannot?

SelectionBanterKarstToIsla

‘Ello ello!

SelectionBanterKarstToIslaTwo

I, uh, dunno what you’re on about.

SelectionBanterKarstToIslaThree

Alright, no need to harp on about it. Mosty pictures, anyway.

SelectionBanterKarstToIslaFour

I said drop it, yeah? Don’t need you lot thinkin’ I’m the sort of person who reads a book for fun.

SelectionBanterKarstToVinderi

Oi oi! Knew Vindy’d be on this one. Could smell him from upstairs!

SelectionBanterKarstToVinderiTwo

And fish. Mostly fish, actually.

SelectionBanterKarstToVinderiThree

To hide the powder?

SelectionBanterKarstToVinderiFour

The new blend. You bring a fish to hide the smell?

SelectionBanterKarstToVinderiFive

…Maybe best to leave it, yeah?

SelectionBanterKarstToNenet

‘Ello everyone.

SelectionBanterKarstToNenetTwo

Why’re we bringing her along?

SelectionBanterKarstToNenetThree

Shut up, Nenet.

SelectionBanterKarstToNiles

I’m here, I’m here.

SelectionBanterKarstToNilesTwo

Lockpick. I don’t make ‘em, I break ‘em.

SelectionBanterKarstToNilesThree

Oh, what an incredible power! How ever does he do it?

SelectionBanterKarstToNilesFour

I’ll show you a well-honed talent.

SelectionBanterKarstToKuraiAboutNiles

Sorry, Ku.

SelectionBanterKarstToHuck

Ready when you are.

SelectionBanterKarstToKuraiAboutHuck

Of course.

SelectionBanterKarstToHuckTwo

Such a snitch.

SelectionBanterKarstToKuraiAboutHuckTwo

Fine.

SelectionBanterKarstToGianna

Ello everyone. Particularly you, Gianna.

SelectionBanterKarstToGiannaTwo

How about you an’ I get ourselves a refreshing beverage after this job, ay? My treat.

SelectionBanterKarstToGiannaThree

Only the company of a beautiful young woman.

SelectionBanterKarstToGiannaFour

I, uh, meant you.

SelectionBanterKuraiKarstReply

Eh?

SelectionBanterKuraiKarstReplyTwo

Fine, fine. In my defense, the term bust is really misleading.

SelectionBanterKuraiKarstReplyThree

…Weeeell—

SelectionBanterKuraiKarstReplyFour

Fair point, Lady Kurai. Fair point.

SelectionBanterIslaKarstReply

‘Ere she is! Come to bore all the guards to sleep?

SelectionBanterIslaKarstReplyTwo

The-…

SelectionBanterIslaKarstReplyThree

… Isla, you making a drill for people’s heads?

SelectionBanterVinderiKarstReply

‘Ello Vindy. How’s old age treatin’ you?

SelectionBanterNenetKarstReply

What?! No one mentioned Nenet joining us.

SelectionBanterNenetKarstReplyTwo

Well, I mean—

SelectionBanterNenetKarstReplyThree

You don’t need to—

SelectionBanterNenetKarstReplyFour

Yeah, but—

SelectionBanterNilesKarstReply

No. Not him.

SelectionBanterNilesKarstReplyTwo

No, I’m saying I don’t want you along.

SelectionBanterNilesKarstReplyThree

Luckily for you.

SelectionBanterHuckKarstReply

Blackguard.

SelectionBanterHuckKarstReplyTwo

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

SelectionBanterKarstToGiannaFive

Ahh, my beautiful Gianna. It seems you and I shall be reconnoitering once more!

SelectionBanterKarstToGiannaSix

Did you get my gift?

SelectionBanterKarstToGiannaSeven

No, the other gift.

SelectionBanterKarstToGiannaEight

…N-…no, the-…

SelectionBanterKarstToGiannaNine

No, the-…the, uh… krrshcrrl.

SelectionBanterKarstToGiannaTen

The CAT SKULL.

SelectionBanterKarstToGiannaEleven

I knew you’d love it.


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