IntroductionTullinaTibbsToExile
I’ve brought an old mate of mine along for this job. Her name’s Tullina.
IntroductionTullinaTibbsToExileTwo
She might not look like much—
IntroductionTullinaTibbsToExileThree
—but she can get into places no one else can.
EntryBanterTullinaTibbsReply
Not sure I could be a much bigger target…
EntryBanterTibbsToTullina
Nerves are gettin’ to me again.
ExitBanterTullinaTibbsReply
Agreed. I’ve seen how bad it can get.
ExitBanterTullinaTibbsReplyTwo
The burning pond.
ExitBanterTibbsToTullina
A near-unbelievable success!
SelectionBanterTullinaTibbsReply
Easier than the Belltower gig.
SelectionBanterTullinaTibbsReplyTwo
Everything’s just a bit higher up for me than most people.
SelectionBanterTullinaTibbsReplyThree
All the eyes and legs! Who needs that many?
SelectionBanterTullinaTibbsReplyFour
What’re you supposed to do when a ghost attacks! Kill ‘em? They’re already bloody dead!
SelectionBanterTibbsToTullina
I’m packed and ready.
SelectionBanterTibbsToTullinaTwo
Well, maybe not always, eh?
SelectionBanterTibbsToTullinaThree
I still have those nightmares. I wake up feeling like I’m covered in spiders.
SelectionBanterTibbsToTullinaFour
…Ehh… Thanks, I guess.
ExitBanterTibbsToAdiyah
I am absolutely bloody exhausted.
ExitBanterTibbsToAdiyahTwo
With bubbles?
ExitBanterAdiyahTibbsReply
Huge success!
Introduction
Round here, people call me Tibbs. Not the quietest little sneak, and I’m not exactly nimble with these big sausage fingers, but if you find yourself on the wrong side of something heavy, you’ll wish you thought to hire me.
The Boss
Heard the Boss got his start as a stable boy in the Grand Arena. Used to feed and care for the chariot horses. That was his first job, and it led to his first … err, ‘job’. Apparently, someone asked him to slip something into the feed of the Octavius family’s finest stallion, greatly favoured to win the race. Paid him a week’s worth of his normal wages. Boss figured it was some sort of poison. So he watched the man place a bet, and poisoned that horse as well. Neither died, but neither won, and the Boss, betting his wages on a horse he knew to be fit as a gladiator, took home a killing. ‘Course, that was also his last day of gainful employment at the arena. The man stalked those stables for months trying to find him.
Finding Opal
Ah, my contract! A man of my build gets a lot of attention. By the time I was thirteen, I was taller than most adults. By my next birthday I was invited to join a little circus of sorts as the strongman. That’s where I met Tullina, by the way. One day, someone left a baby girl, named Opal, for the troupe leader. She had bright red eyes, but the most pale skin and whitest hair I’d ever seen. She became a sort of daughter of the whole troupe. We took turns looking after her. By the time she was about seven, I’d grown quite attached to her, and she to me. The hardest part of being exiled is not knowing what has happened to her. So I want to find out. I know the troupe is disbanded, so I just want to make sure she’s found a good home.
Finding Opal_2
Well, it ain’t great news. Templar took an interest in her because of her unique traits, but she dropped off the map before they could get her. Good instincts. I have a hunch that she might’ve found some of the old troupe members. I’ll see what Whakano can dig up.
Opal’s Jewels
Got an update on Opal! She’s living on the fringes with some of the old troupe, like I thought. Tough people to track down, but at least I know she’s safe. I want to keep it that way. I want to make sure she doesn’t need to put herself at risk to work or eat, so we’re going to do what is, essentially, the opposite of a bank robbery. We’re breaking in to leave enough wealth for her to live safely out of harm’s way in a vault under a pseudonym.
Opal’s Jewels_2
I know I’m a lot poorer than I was a few days ago, but I feel like I’ve done some real good. Opal’s a smart kid. She’ll put that money to good use. Better than I would’ve anyway. Thanks, Exile. Really.
TibbsSelectedContractOne
Just don’t ask me to help you move.
TibbsSelectedContractTwo
As long as you’re paying.
TibbsSelectedContractThree
Right, what’s the job?
TibbsSelectedBlueprintOne
You need muscle?
TibbsSelectedBlueprintTwo
Nothing’s getting in our way.
TibbsSelectedBlueprintThree
Hey, as long as I don’t have to do any of the planning…
TibbsForcingObstacleOne
Right.
TibbsForcingObstacleTwo
On it, boss.
TibbsForcingObstacleThree
Easy.
TibbsForcingObstacleFour
Lemme jus’ get this outta the way for ya.
TibbsForcingObstacleFive
Won’t be a jiff.
TibbsForcingObstacleSix
Oh, I’m going to be sore tomorrow.
TibbsDemolitionOne
Consider it gone.
TibbsDemolitionTwo
Oughta be quick.
TibbsDemolitionThree
Looks fragile enough…
TibbsDemolitionFour
If it ain’t broke, it will be…
TibbsDemolitionFive
This one might take a bit, but we’ll get there.
TibbsDemolitionSix
I think it’d look better in pieces too.
TibbsBusyOne
One sec.
TibbsBusyTwo
In the middle of something here.
TibbsBusyThree
Can it wait?
TibbsBusyFour
Mate, I’m busy.
TibbsBusyFive
When I’m done with this, yeah?
TibbsInterruptedOne
Ugh! Little help here?
TibbsInterruptedTwo
Oi, I’m getting hit!
TibbsInterruptedThree
Get the bastards off me!
TibbsInterruptedFour
Damn. Help!
TibbsCombatStartOne
Should’ve ignored the noise, mate.
TibbsCombatStartTwo
You ain’t gonna like this.
TibbsCombatStartThree
Heads up, we got trouble!
TibbsCombatStartFour
Hate this part of the job.
TibbsCombatStartFive
You’re gonna be sorry. Then I’m gonna be sorry.
TibssCombatEndOne
Right, well, carry on I guess.
TibssCombatEndTwo
Good stuff.
TibssCombatEndThree
Least we ain’t cleaning up.
TibssCombatEndFour
Keep it quick and quiet.
TibssCombatEndFive
…Sorry.
TibbsLootingOne
Not too shabby, mate.
TibbsLootingTwo
Nice piece.
TibbsLootingThree
Now who just leaves something like that lying around?
TibbsLootingFour
That is a keeper.
TibbsLootingFive
Oh, know a girl who’d love that.
TibbsAlertThresholdOne
We’ve gotta keep it down.
TibbsAlertThresholdTwo
I’m gettin’ a bad feeling, mate.
TibbsAlertThresholdThree
Reckon we’re cutting it close now.
TibbsAlertThresholdFour
Right, we gotta make tracks soon.
TibbsAlarmOne
Time to leave!
TibbsAlarmTwo
Let’s start making tracks.
TibbsAlarmThree
There it is. Let’s go!
TibbsEarlyAlarmOne
Woah, mate, we gotta move!
TibbsEarlyAlarmTwo
Hear that?! Let’s head out!
TibbsEarlyAlarmThree
Now you’ve gone and done it.
TibbsFinalRoomOne
Think this might be what we’re after.
TibbsFinalRoomTwo
Ah, here it is.
TibbsFinalRoomThree
Right, let’s nab it and go.
TibbsFinalRoomFour
Here we go. Make it quick.
TibbsFinalRoomFive
Gotta be in here somewhere.
TibbsObjectiveLootedOne
Got it? Good.
TibbsObjectiveLootedTwo
Now let’s get it back.
TibbsObjectiveLootedThree
Now we just gotta make it out alive!
TibbsObjectiveLootedFour
Now for the hard part.
TibbsEntryBanterOne
Always get butterflies before a job…
TibbsEntryBanterTwo
Whew, I’m sweating. Just nerves. Just harmless nerves.
TibbsEntryBanterThree
I always think this time I won’t get nervous, and I always do.
TibbsEntryBanterFour
Come on, Gil. You’ve got this. Easy as. Eeeaaasy as.
TibbsEntryBanterFive
You ever get the feeling—… Nah. Nevermind.
TibbsExitBanterOne
Hooey! That’s how it’s done!
TibbsExitBanterTwo
We bloody did it mate! We bloody did it!
TibbsExitBanterThree
Yes! I’m comin’ home with the goods!
TibbsExitBanterFour
Honestly, for a while there, I thought we were done for.
TibbsExitBanterFive
I’ma be sore tomorrow for sure! Good sore.
TibbsForcingObstacleLoudOne
Rarhgh!
TibbsForcingObstacleLoudTwo
Outa the way!
TibbsForcingObstacleLoudThree
Huuurrrraagh
TibbsForcingObstacleLoudFour
I. Am. Stressed!
TibbsForcingObstacleLoudFive
I’ll do my best, but damn!
TibbsForcingObstacleLoudSix
I’m taking the longest, bubbliest damn bath after this!
TibbsDemonlitionLoudOne
Stand back!
TibbsDemonlitionLoudTwo
Hope this works!
TibbsDemonlitionLoudThree
Ere we go!
TibbsDemonlitionLoudFour
This is a bloody ruckus!
TibbsDemonlitionLoudFive
This one might hurt.
TibbsDemonlitionLoudSix
This is gonna leave a mark!
TibbsBusyLoudOne
Bit busy!
TibbsBusyLoudTwo
Got my hands full!
TibbsBusyLoudThree
Now!? WHY NOW!?
TibbsBusyLoudFour
NO! LATER!
TibbsBusyLoudFive
Not. Now!
TibbsInterruptedLoudOne
I can’t work under these conditions!
TibbsInterruptedLoudTwo
Help or we ain’t moving!
TibbsInterruptedLoudThree
Quit hittin’ me!
TibbsInterruptedLoudFour
Agh! Buzz off mate!
TibbsCombatStartLoudOne
Comin’ through!
TibbsCombatStartLoudTwo
Guess we’re doin’ this!
TibbsCombatStartLoudThree
Ain’t gonna be gentle!
TibbsCombatStartLoudFour
Hate this part! Hate it!
TibbsCombatStartLoudFive
“Go on Tibbs, you’re a big guy!”
TibbsCombatEndLoudOne
Can we go?!
TibbsCombatEndLoudTwo
Part of the job. Part of the job.
TibbsCombatEndLoudThree
We had to, right!?
TibbsCombatEndLoudFour
Should’ve just let us leave.
TibbsCombatEndLoudFive
Doesn’t get any easier.
TibbsLootingLoudOne
Nice, but we gotta move!
TibbsLootingLoudTwo
Better be worth the delay, mate!
TibbsLootingLoudThree
What, you need more?!
TibbsLootingLoudFour
Your greed better not get us killed!
TibbsLootingLoudFive
You good now?!
TibbsFinalRoomLoudOne
This is it!
TibbsFinalRoomLoudTwo
We made it! Hurry!
TibbsFinalRoomLoudThree
Quick, we don’t have long!
TibbsFinalRoomLoudFour
That’s our mark! Grab it and go!
TibbsFinalRoomLoudFive
Wait, that’s the target!
TibbsObjectiveLootedLoudOne
Go! Go!!
TibbsObjectiveLootedLoudTwo
Let’s Go!
TibbsObjectiveLootedLoudThree
Move, or we’re dead!
TibbsObjectiveLootedLoudFour
Great! We have to move!
EntryBanterTibbsToKarst
Good luck everyone.
EntryBanterTibbsToIsla
Stick to the plan and this’ll be quick and easy.
EntryBanterTibbsToVinderi
Right, I’m ready.
EntryBanterTibbsToNenet
It never goes as bad as you expect. Remember that.
EntryBanterTibbsToNiles
Check your gear, say a prayer, whatever you need to do before we go in.
EntryBanterTibbsToHuck
Remember the target. Don’t get too sidetracked.
EntryBanterTibbsToGianna
Safety first. If it gets too dangerous, leave.
EntryBanterKarstTibbsReply
Thanks for the… heads up! … Nothing?
EntryBanterIslaTibbsReply
Uhh… Yes.
EntryBanterIslaTibbsReplyTwo
I guess it does!
EntryBanterVinderiTibbsReply
… But…?
EntryBanterNenetTibbsReply
Not the sort of thing I like hearing before a job.
EntryBanterNilesTibbsReply
Maybe you shouldn’t be snooping around in there.
EntryBanterHuckTibbsReply
… Hungry?—
EntryBanterHuckTibbsReplyTwo
Close.
EntryBanterGiannaTibbsReply
Ehh… Sorry Gianna. Maybe practice that one more.
ExitBanterTibbsToKarst
Can’t believe we pulled that off. Even Karst did good!
ExitBanterTibbsToIsla
Everyone safely out? Good.
ExitBanterTibbsToIslaTwo
Right… Why?
ExitBanterTibbsToIslaThree
The—… wait, what?
ExitBanterTibbsToVinderi
I think we’ve all earned an evening off.
ExitBanterTibbsToNenet
I had a terrible feeling about this earlier. So glad I was wrong.
ExitBanterTibbsToNiles
That could’ve gone a lot worse!
ExitBanterTibbsToNilesTwo
…what did I even say to warrant that? Honestly.
ExitBanterTibbsToHuck
Nearly more loot than I can carry!
ExitBanterTibbsToHuckTwo
Nah mate, you’re strong.
ExitBanterTibbsToHuckThree
No, Huck. You’re strong.
ExitBanterTibbsToGianna
Good job everyone, let’s head back.
ExitBanterKarstTibbsReply
Fine, but you’re only getting pondwater, Karst.
ExitBanterIslaTibbsReply
…and loot?
ExitBanterVinderiTibbsReply
No way, mate.
ExitBanterVinderiTibbsReplyTwo
Absolutely not.
ExitBanterNenetTibbsReply
Wait… You thought we were going to die?
ExitBanterNenetTibbsReplyTwo
And you didn’t want to tell us?
ExitBanterNilesTibbsReply
What do you mean?
ExitBanterHuckTibbsReply
You’ve set the bar pretty low, mate.
ExitBanterGiannaTibbsReply
Hoora—…aw.
SelectionBanterTibbsToKurai
Heard you could use a bit of muscle!
SelectionBanterTibbsToKuraiTwo
Every time, I think I might get used to the stress, but…
SelectionBanterTibbsToKuraiThree
Of course, lady Kurai.
SelectionBanterTibbsToKuraiFour
Understood.
SelectionBanterTibbsToKarst
G’day
SelectionBanterTibbsToKarstTwo
Do we have to do this every time?
SelectionBanterTibbsToKarstThree
Fine, get it over with.
SelectionBanterTibbsToKarstFour
Uh huh?
SelectionBanterTibbsToKarstFive
Good try, champ. Now we grownups can focus on the job.
SelectionBanterTibbsToIsla
What’s the job?
SelectionBanterTibbsToIslaTwo
My favourite kind. You bringing any new gadgets with us?
SelectionBanterTibbsToIslaThree
Maybe for the best, eh?
SelectionBanterTibbsToIslaFour
… Can’t. Got plans. Very busy.
SelectionBanterTibbsToVinderi
Hello everyone.
SelectionBanterTibbsToVinderiTwo
Tibbs.
SelectionBanterTibbsToVinderiThree
Oh yeah?
SelectionBanterTibbsToVinderiFour
Sounds promising.
SelectionBanterTibbsToVinderiFive
Good. I won’t. Thank you for the warning.
SelectionBanterTibbsToNenet
Am I late?
SelectionBanterTibbsToNenetTwo
I always worry I’m late, even when I’m early.
SelectionBanterTibbsToNenetThree
That… is a really tough question to answer.
SelectionBanterTibbsToNenetFour
Wow, Nenet, you’re really quite profound. Anyone ever told you that?
SelectionBanterTibbsToNiles
I’m up to speed.
SelectionBanterTibbsToNilesTwo
Niles, do you think I’m stupid because I’m strong?
SelectionBanterTibbsToNilesThree
You think that a strong man cannot be a smart man, eh? The two are somehow mutually exclusive?
SelectionBanterTibbsToNilesFour
You’re a mindreader, right? How about you jump on in here and have a look around.
SelectionBanterTibbsToHuck
Hey mates.
SelectionBanterTibbsToHuckTwo
Seems that way.
SelectionBanterTibbsToHuckThree
Ha! You’re still a plenty big target.
SelectionBanterTibbsToKuraiFive
Sorry.
SelectionBanterTibbsToGianna
Glad to be here.
SelectionBanterTibbsToGiannaTwo
Thanks Gi. How was your date with—
SelectionBanterTibbsToGiannaThree
Oh, no! What happened?
SelectionBanterTibbsToGiannaFour
Ah. Well, always more men in the sea.
SelectionBanterKuraiTibbsReply
Thanks, Ku. How’s the Boss doing?
SelectionBanterKuraiTibbsReplyTwo
He’s a good man.
SelectionBanterKarstTibbsReply
G’day Karst.
SelectionBanterKarstTibbsReplyTwo
Yeah? Wait, what did you—… No, you know what, nevermind.
SelectionBanterIslaTibbsReply
Something you’re working on?
SelectionBanterIslaTibbsReplyTwo
Did you say heat-powered?
SelectionBanterVinderiTibbsReply
How you doing, Vinderi?
SelectionBanterVinderiTibbsReplyTwo
It’s a blueprint, mate.
SelectionBanterVinderiTibbsReplyThree
Plans, Vin. A job.
SelectionBanterNenetTibbsReply
Nenet, nice to see you.
SelectionBanterNenetTibbsReplyThree
SelectionBanterNenetTibbsReplyThree
SelectionBanterNenetTibbsReplyFour
Forget it.
SelectionBanterNilesTibbsReply
G’day Niles.
SelectionBanterNilesTibbsReplyTwo
Actually, I make them myself. Started sewing at a young—
SelectionBanterNilesTibbsReplyThree
I mean, I can show y—
SelectionBanterNilesTibbsToKurai
…Ku?
SelectionBanterHuckTibbsReply
Hey mate. Hey, how come you’re always in your armour, even around here?
SelectionBanterHuckTibbsReplyTwo
You sleep with that armour on too?
SelectionBanterGiannaTibbsReply
I’ve got a change of clothes laid out just in case.
SelectionBanterGiannaTibbsReplyTwo
Shh.
SelectionBanterGiannaTibbsReplyThree
SHHH.
SelectionBanterGiannaTibbsReplyFour
Gi!
SelectionBanterGiannaTibbsToKurai
Nothing Ku.