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Rhodri on Best Recipes
Rhodri on Best Recipes
Rhodri
My best recipes? Hmmm. That’s a good question. Generally speaking, I cook what I’ve got. I can’t cook what I haven’t got now, can I?
Warrior
Water and cabbage keeps a man alive. Mostly.
Witch
So that’s why it’s hot cabbage water every night.
Sorceress
I suppose I prefer water and cabbage over fish. They’re unnatural.
Ranger
I’ve never eaten this poorly in my life, and I grew up in the woods… So, what {do} you have?
Huntress
It’s water and leaves again tonight, is it?
Monk
That is technically true. And what {have} you to cook?
Mercenary
What’ve you got, then? Don’t say water and cabbage…
Druid
Oh so that’s why it’s naught but cabbage soup around here.
Rhodri
Trusty cabbage soup! A staple aboard the Aurora May. A tradition, really.
Warrior
Ugh. We should pick up better supplies.
Witch
I’ve never been a fan of tradition. And now, even less.
Sorceress
Some traditions are mistakes.
Ranger
Yes… a tradition…
Huntress
I have no choice but to respect your ways… I ‘spose.
Monk
Who am I to argue with tradition?
Mercenary
He said it. Bugger me.
Druid
Food’s food, I suppose. But I’ve chewed bark with more flavour.
Rhodri
Well, look…
Rhodri
What’s that supposed to mean then?
Rhodri
Look, it ain’t my fault!
Rhodri
Well there’s plenty of trees around if you’re gonna be precious about it!
Rhodri
If you want fancy, go to the Kingsmarch tavern. We’re here to do a job.
Rhodri
My best recipes? Hmmm. That’s a good question. Generally speaking, I cook what I’ve got. I can’t cook what I haven’t got now, can I?
Warrior
Water and cabbage keeps a man alive. Mostly.
Witch
So that’s why it’s hot cabbage water every night.
Sorceress
I suppose I prefer water and cabbage over fish. They’re unnatural.
Ranger
I’ve never eaten this poorly in my life, and I grew up in the woods… So, what {do} you have?
Huntress
It’s water and leaves again tonight, is it?
Monk
That is technically true. And what {have} you to cook?
Mercenary
What’ve you got, then? Don’t say water and cabbage…
Druid
Oh so that’s why it’s naught but cabbage soup around here.
Rhodri
Trusty cabbage soup! A staple aboard the Aurora May. A tradition, really.
Warrior
Ugh. We should pick up better supplies.
Witch
I’ve never been a fan of tradition. And now, even less.
Sorceress
Some traditions are mistakes.
Ranger
Yes… a tradition…
Huntress
I have no choice but to respect your ways… I ‘spose.
Monk
Who am I to argue with tradition?
Mercenary
He said it. Bugger me.
Druid
Food’s food, I suppose. But I’ve chewed bark with more flavour.
Rhodri
Well, look…
Rhodri
What’s that supposed to mean then?
Rhodri
Look, it ain’t my fault!
Rhodri
Well there’s plenty of trees around if you’re gonna be precious about it!
Rhodri
If you want fancy, go to the Kingsmarch tavern. We’re here to do a job.
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Rhodri on Introduction
Rhodri on Introduction
Rhodri
That bloody scoundrel, Kanu! I can’t believe it! Rhodri’s my name. Ship’s cook, on this vessel at least.
Warrior
Ah, so you make the food we’ve been… eating.
Witch
I thought I was the one turning the crew green. Turns out, it was just your food.
Sorceress
Your food is much maligned by the crew.
Ranger
You make the food we’ve been… eating? Ah. Right.
Huntress
Is the food supposed to be like that, then?
Monk
Your meals have put me through quite the spiritual journey.
Mercenary
Your gruel is aptly named, mate. Grueling.
Druid
So you’re to blame for the grub? Had me thinkin’ I’d eaten the wrong berries again.
Rhodri
Don’t hold it against me, I don’t usually cook, okay? I just signed on to round out the crew. Technically, I’m the highest ranking Trade Guild member on this ship, so I guess… … I’m the Captain now! I’ll get you where you need to go in Makoru’s absence. Our first order of business ought to be getting her back! Set a course, and I’ll make it happen.
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Rhodri on Kanu
Rhodri on Kanu
Rhodri
It’ll haunt me forever. What was Kanu thinkin’? I knew he’d been out on Arastas a bunch… but I thought nothin’ of it. Figured he was havin’ a good time, the way a youngin should.
Warrior
They have a worthy message. It is the messengers that are flawed.
Witch
I’ve seen it. Religion and fear drive people to cruelty and madness.
Sorceress
He is a {balbalakh}. His reasons are nothing but excuses.
Ranger
He gave his independence to others. Foolish.
Huntress
He’s done more damage than he knows.
Monk
Belief is a powerful motivator.
Mercenary
It’s a cult. Seen enough of ‘em to respect their game.
Druid
Lad was lookin’ for some belongin’… and found it in the worst o’ places.
Rhodri
Bloody bastards. They’ve always been a bit spooky, but I didn’t know it went this far. And then… there’s Makoru. What a day it’s been.
Rhodri
It’ll haunt me forever. What was Kanu thinkin’? I knew he’d been out on Arastas a bunch… but I thought nothin’ of it. Figured he was havin’ a good time, the way a youngin should.
Warrior
They have a worthy message. It is the messengers that are flawed.
Witch
I’ve seen it. Religion and fear drive people to cruelty and madness.
Sorceress
He is a {balbalakh}. His reasons are nothing but excuses.
Ranger
He gave his independence to others. Foolish.
Huntress
He’s done more damage than he knows.
Monk
Belief is a powerful motivator.
Mercenary
It’s a cult. Seen enough of ‘em to respect their game.
Druid
Lad was lookin’ for some belongin’… and found it in the worst o’ places.
Rhodri
Bloody bastards. They’ve always been a bit spooky, but I didn’t know it went this far. And then… there’s Makoru. What a day it’s been.
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Rhodri on Makoru
Rhodri on Makoru
Rhodri
We’ve served on a few ships together now. I always tried to look out for her. Gave her a piece of advice now and then. We Kalguurans can be a bit hard-headed when it comes to foreigners. When she passed the Captain’s Challenge with a unanimous vote, I was right proud. Her rescue should be our number one priority. We owe her that.
Rhodri
We’ve served on a few ships together now. I always tried to look out for her. Gave her a piece of advice now and then. We Kalguurans can be a bit hard-headed when it comes to foreigners. When she passed the Captain’s Challenge with a unanimous vote, I was right proud. Her rescue should be our number one priority. We owe her that.
Rhodri
You saved Makoru? Good on ya! She’s the heart of this crew. I can go back to cooking your meals now. Guess you played yourself, eh? Haha!
Rhodri
You saved Makoru? Good on ya! She’s the heart of this crew. I can go back to cooking your meals now. Guess you played yourself, eh? Haha!
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Rhodri on Parting
Rhodri on Parting
Rhodri
[Text Pass] Good luck out there. If you get that sea gate open, I’ll be there, fighting the good fight.
Warrior
[Text Pass] We’ll make our ancestors proud.
Witch
[Text Pass] Don’t use a sword. It’ll be far deadlier to feed them your cabbage stew instead.
Sorceress
[Text Pass] It is my honour to fight side-by-side with Kalguurans.
Ranger
[Text Pass] Watch Makoru’s back, won’t you?
Huntress
[Text Pass] I’ll fight twice as hard knowing this crew’ll be there.
Monk
[Text Pass] Our paths will meet again. I’m certain.
Mercenary
[Text Pass] Once we’re in there, grab whatever you can. Idols. Jewels. If it ain’t nailed down, load it up.
Druid
[Text Pass] Hopefully, this will all be over soon.
Rhodri
[Text Pass] That we will. Maybe our songs will share a few stanzas.
Rhodri
[Text Pass] Ha! I’ll miss your sense of humour.
Rhodri
[Text Pass] And mine, to fight alongside the Maraketh.
Rhodri
[Text Pass] You know I will.
Rhodri
[Text Pass] Indeed. You’ll always be one of us.
Rhodri
[Text Pass] Someone’s got to sail you out of here when’s all said and done, aye?
Rhodri
[Text Pass] Heh. You can count on it. I plan to retire after this.
Rhodri
[Text Pass] A man can dream.
Witch
[Text Pass] I wasn’t joking. I want to win this thing.
Mercenary
[Text Pass] Don’t jinx it, mate!
Rhodri
[Text Pass] I… suppose I’ll get cooking, then.
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Rhodri on Arastas
Rhodri on Arastas
Rhodri
Not much to say about that lot. Other than… They’re a bunch of nutters. And to think what they’ve been up to all this time…
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Rhodri on Eye of Hinekora
Rhodri on Eye of Hinekora
Rhodri
You met the Karui Mother of Death? I don’t think I wanna hear any more about that. Consider me right spooked.
Rhodri
I’ve heard tell of this place. To see it with me own eyes… Blimey. I’d count myself a lucky man. More than happy to take ya there!
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Rhodri on Isle of Kin
Rhodri on Isle of Kin
Rhodri
I stay well away from that lot. The kinfolk. They’re bloody well rabid for whatever’s in that mountain. … guess you wanna take a look, right?
Rhodri
So it wasn’t all blunder, eh? There was a giant in the mountain! And you took it down! Well, I’ll be damned…
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Rhodri on Kedge Bay
Rhodri on Kedge Bay
Rhodri
That fog is the cause of a lot of problems. Let me tell you, every time I get near it… I start seeing things. I’d really rather not go there!
Rhodri
Well… the fog is gone. But… you let out some fearsome thing. Win some, lose some… I guess. I wonder what might be left over from all the crashed ships there… hmm…
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Rhodri on Ngakanu
Rhodri on Ngakanu
Rhodri
Tavakai fled there with Makoru. I still can’t believe all that’s happened. I knew he was a difficult fella, but this… He’s lost his Way.
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Rhodri on Plunder’s Point
Rhodri on Plunder's Point
Rhodri
Ahh… what’ve we got here then? I got no idea about this location. Guess we could take a look? But you’re splittin’ whatever you find with me, alright?
Rhodri
Nothin’ much to see there no more. Got the treasure. Got out. Can go back if you like… I guess.
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Rhodri on Abandoned Prison
Rhodri on Abandoned Prison
Rhodri
Oh come on now… we needn’t go there. Can smell death as soon as you near the shore! And the moanin’ and yellin’… look. It’s no good. Let’s go somewhere else!
Rhodri
So you ran through that damned place and killed something… unkillable? You’re gonna give me bloody nightmares at this rate!
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Rhodri on Shrike Island
Rhodri on Shrike Island
Rhodri
As much as I respect Karui culture, that place… it’s not for me. The shrikes that nest there are right bloody fearsome. I can take a seagull or two, but them… they’ll take your bloody head off!
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Rhodri on Whakapanu Island
Rhodri on Whakapanu Island
Rhodri
Hard one to wrap your lips around innit? At first it feels like yer cursin’! But… it has quite a beautiful meaning in the Karui tongue.
Rhodri
There was a siren in the caves of Whakapanu Island? Well I’ll be… you sure pack a wallop, don’t ya? It’s a lovely place. I look forward to stopping by sometime.
Rhodri
So, you’ve got a piece of land for yourself and Ange, eh? Good on ya. I’ve got half a mind to set up shop myself one of these days. Rhodri’s Soup Shop! Haha! Just kiddin’. You know I can’t bloody cook.
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